Friday, October 9, 2009

EXTRA! EXTRA! read all about it! (or babibabibabibabibabi)



used without permission


THIS is photographic evidence that pouring coke over a slab of raw pork will cause worms to crawl out of the meat.
Believe it.

comment:
A Muslim friend of mine once swore that this was what she believed was the exact reason Islam teaching prohibits pork consumption. hmmm...

Monday, July 6, 2009

Arrr.Owh.See.Kay.Why.


ROCKY.
For weeks, one person has been constantly on my mind-- Rocky.

Yes, Rocky Bru from rocky's bru, Mr. Ahirudin Attan The Editor of The Malay Mail-- who just recently became my God (bukti)

Why?

Well, because I really want to know what's on HIS mind.

At least three person in the office has expressed this same desire directly this reporter in recent days. At Press Time, it is not known how many others have repressed this desire beyond their own conscious thoughts.


Right. So here are some of the reasons :

  1. I missed Rocky's briefing to reporters. (so in actuality he commanded this blog to exist without even needing to talk to me-- yet another bukti of his divine powers!)
  2. Though Rocky and I talked during our beloved Tony Francis's farewell; the most poignant thing he said to me was :"Hey bro, GLORY IS ALL YOURS. Why don't you aim first, yes, and take off your spectacles while you take out this last ball?"
  3. People are asking me about berries.
  4. So, as I think it's the The Malay Mail way not to write an intro from a PC, especially one that you missed. I'm really, really, hoping that I could speak with him one-on-one.
  5. I've a lot to ask him but don't know where to start, or whether it's even appropriate to ask.


Now, the reasons why I haven't done so? :

  1. Shy.
  2. Refer to Reason number 5 above.
  3. I've actually called Mr.Rocky for comments for a story which needed comments from prominent bloggers, introduced myself a couple of times to him once at Press Club and again probably at the office, but... to actually sms him or call and talk to him? What should I say?
  4. Last week, I was on the graveyard shift and told myself I'd talk to him this week, but now I'm telling myself again, would someone like him talk to a small small reporter-in-progress like me?
ENDS



Dear Rocky, bro, sir,

If you're reading this, my name is El Sen.
I'm a junior reporter with the company for about a year plus, I'm now on the crimedesk.

And I'm just hoping that your could perhaps spare a few seconds of your precious time-- maybe as you're walking down the stairs or taking a smoke near the office-- to consider if you could spare some time talking to me for a few minutes of your precious time, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Yours sincerely,
elsen.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I was an NST Streets stringer. Once upon a time.

Before joining the Malay Mail, I was with The New Straits Times as an intern first, then a stringer for awhile.
I miss that place. Or rather, the great people.
THERE ARE TWO FUNNY points that I wanna point out before I close this post.

1. I found it funny whenever reporters in NST mess up their own papers name. new strait times new straights time newstraits times... arghgh.. It was really a tongue twister, wei. "Good morning, my name is Umfalumfa Teoh from the News Straight Time!" I was constantly telling myself not to mess it up or just go with NST.

2. I once used my own brother as a supporting quote in a story! hehe... uh.. Is this ethical?
Here's that story.

Publication : NST

Edition :

Date : 17/03/2008

Page Number : 02

Headline : To give or not to give?

Words : 510

Byline : By Teoh El Sen

Text :


A MAN comes up to you while in a restaurant and asks for RM10 for the
needy and unfortunate. What would you do?
These days, Malaysians find it difficult to trust organisations
claiming to be helping the needy. The New Straits Times interviewed
authorities, welfare organisations, and the public on such collections.
"A collector requires a permit that is issued by the chief of police in
that area to be collecting in the streets," said City deputy police chief
SAC I Patrick Jiges Sijore, referring to the House to House and Street
Collections Act 1947.
This Act, applying to Peninsular Malaysia, says that a person promoting
a collection in an area is liable to a fine not exceeding RM5,000 or
imprisonment up to two years or both without a licence authorising it.
Director-general Meme Zainal Rashid said the Welfare Department
recommends that the public ask them for the permit.
"If the public discover fraud, they can report to the welfare
department or to the police,"she said.
Malaysian Christian Association for Relief executive director Lee Chee
Loi said, Malaysians are a generous lot, but they need to be more careful
when donating.
"There is, however, also a place for genuine requests, and basic
prudence is required to check on the authenticity of the collectors,"he
said.
Business analyst Teoh Han Sen, 30, thinks that most Malaysians don't
believe in these people any more as there are many conmen around.
"But what about those who really need it? We need a way to know if
these people are real,"he said.
Vice-president of Ti-Ratana Welfare Society, T.H.Tan, thinks that the
public should not donate in public areas.
"The public usually give in to sympathy or just to chase these people
away, " he said, adding that it is best for the public to go straight to
the homes or welfare societies.
He also said that certificates are very easy to forge these days and
that there have been individuals using Ti-Ratana's name to collect
donations.
Beautiful Gate Foundation for the Disabled executive director Sia Siew
Chin said just last year, two people misusing her foundation's name were
reported.
Many societies do not encourage street collections but would organise
charity dinners, charity fun fairs, bazaars to raise money, said
Malaysian Red Crescent Society manager of corporate communications Suhana
Mohamed Salleh, adding that the society is one of them.
College student Tan Su-Yin, 21, said,"I usually tell them no thanks
politely, but sometimes they are persistent or they would bring along a
handicapped person with them and Iwould be in a difficult position."
"I doubt street collections, but if I receive a letter from a home or
organisation, I would gladly donate to them," said 57-year-old retiree
Patrick Stephens.
"If you feel that you are not comfortable in donating your money, then
don't do it,"said Shirley Koh, a former president of Lions Club PJ, who
also said that she would ask for their number or address and go to the
home personally.
(END)
-ENDS-

Friday, June 19, 2009

GENESIS chapter 1

IN THE BEGINNING, Rocky said to us :"Go forth and blog. And buy a pair of jeans."(paraphrased, don't say i misquoted him. :P)

And so it came to birth.

My name is Teoh El Sen, a one-year-old reporter with Malay Mail(soon THE Malay Mail again).

And this blog, terribly named "gobloginjeans", will focus on my work in the oldest paper in the country as it ventures into the online space. But more than work, I hope to give insight into a reporter's life-- the unwritten and unpublished stories; unvocalised and unseen thoughts/feelings of a crime reporter dealing with life and often, death.

Feel free to comment and talk to me on this blog anytime =)
ALSO, please contact me if you come by an accident or a crime that you feel should be covered as well as any tip-offs or story ideas at 0176717739 or e-mail me at elsen@mmail.com.my (plase include your contact number!)

That's all for now.

-ENDS-